The First Time I Did Stand-up Was

Everyone's Got Their Own Velocity, And There's No Real Time Frame With Comedy.

Mommy Is One Of The Chosen People … And Daddy Believes That Jesus Is Magic!

I Just Don't Let That Mentality Be A Part Of My World.

I Started Out In Clubs, And I've Always Liked Clubs. I Like Theaters Because People Are There For The Show.

Don't Tell Girls They Can Be Anything They Want When They Grow Up. Because It Would Have Never Occurred To Them That They Couldn't. It's Like Saying, 'hey, When You Get In The Shower, I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary.' 'wait--are You Gonna Read My Diary?' 'no! I Said I'm Not Gonna Read Your Diary. Go Take A Shower!'