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Prehistoric, Adj. Belonging To An Early Period And A Museum. Antedating The Art And Practice Of Perpetuating Falsehood.

Consolation, N. The Knowledge That A Better Man Is More Unfortunate Than Yourself.

Homo Creator's Testimony To The Sound Construction And Fine Finish Of Deus Creatus. A Popular Form Of Abjection, Having An Element Of Pride.

Rum, N. Generically, Fiery Liquors That Produce Madness In Total Abstainers.

Orphan, N. A Living Person Whom Death Has Deprived Of The Power Of Filial Ingratitude . . .