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A Popular Vote To Ascertain The Will Of The Sovereign.

Barometer, N.: An Ingenious Instrument Which Indicates What Kind Of Weather We Are Having.

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Christian, N.: One Who Believes That The New Testament Is A Divinely Inspired Book Admirably Suited To The Spiritual Needs Of His Neighbor.

Kilt, N. A Costume Sometimes Worn By Scotchmen In America And Americans In Scotland.