Phoenix, N. The Classical Prototype Of The

R.i.p. A Careless Abbreviation Of "requiescat In Pace", Attesting To Indolent Goodwill To The Dead. According To The Learned Dr. Drigge, However, The Letters Originally Meant Nothing More Than "reductus In Pulvis".

Lead, N. A Heavy Blue-gray Metal Much Used ... As A Counterpoise To An Argument Of Such Weight That It Turns The Scale Of Debate The Wrong Way. An Interesting Fact In The Chemistry Of International Controversy Is That At The Point Of Contact Of Two Patriotisms Lead Is Precipitated In Great Quantities.

Even The Laws Of Justice Themselves Cannot Subsist Without Mixture Of Injustice.

Antipathy, N. The Sentiment Inspired By One's Friend's Friend.

It Is Evident That Skepticism, While It Makes No Actual Change In Man, Always Makes Him Feel Better.