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Eucharist, N. A Sacred Feast Of The Religious Sect Of Theophagi. A Dispute Once Unhappily Arose Among The Members Of This Sect As To What It Was That They Ate. In This Controversy Some Five Hundred Thousand Have Already Been Slain, And The Question Is Still Unsettled.

Calumnus, N. A Graduate Of The School For Scandal.

Spring Beckons! All Things To The Call Respond; The Trees Are Leaving And Cashiers Abscond.

Quixotic, Adj. Absurdly Chivalric, Like Don Quixote. An Insight Into The Beauty And Excellence Of This Incomparable Adjective Is Unhappily Denied To Him Who Has The Misfortune To Know That The Gentleman's Name Is Pronounced Ke-ho-tay.

Acquaintance. A Person Whom We Know Well Enough To Borrow From, But Not Well Enough To Lend To.