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I Don’t Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody.

Figure Out What To Do, Then Take A Nap.

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Wearing Crocs Is Like Getting Blown By A Dude. It Feels Great Until You Look Down And Realize You're Gay.

I Saw A Commercial For The Maxi Pads For The Bigger Gals They're Making Now. That Was A Nice Visual While I Was Eating.