If You Want To Feel Less Sexy

In Retrospect, Everything Is Finite, But Prospectively, There Are Infinite Possibilities. I Guess That's What Makes Life Hopeful.

Statistics Indicate That The Average American Is A Guy Named Brian Who Lives In Ohio.

Every Fight Is A Food Fight When Youre A Cannibal.

A Good Name For A Gang Would Be The Uneducated Idiot Tough Guys.

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.