Every Fight Is A Food Fight When

A Refrigerator Is The Opposite Of A Drug Addict, Because A Refrigerator Starts In A Box And Then Moves To A House.

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

There Is Probably More Invisible Tape Out There Than We Realize.

A Lifevest Protects You From Drowning And A Bulletproof Vest Protects You From Getting Shot, And A Sweater Vest Protects You From Pretty Girls.