Every Fight Is A Food Fight When

As Soon As I Jumped Out Of The Airplane, I Realized I Had Forgotten My Parachute. Thank God We Were Still On The Runway.

Specifically In Stand-up, I Love Jokes. I Love Short, Structured Ideas And A Punchline.

When You Have A Fat Friend There Are No See-saws, Only Catapults.

Jumping Jacks Are Easier To Do Than Crawling Jacks.

In America, One Sure Sign Of Success Is The Presence Of An Unnecessary Waterfall In A Person's Yard.