Every Fight Is A Food Fight When

I Like When People Wear A Wwjd Bracelet, Because It's Like An Example Of The First Thing Jesus Wouldn't Do, Probably.

Your Mind Is Like A Sponge, In The Sense That It Would Come In Handy When Cleaning Off A Countertop Or Something Like That.

I Want To Commit A Crime During A Reenactment, And Turn It Into An Enactment.

Everything I Ever Learned I Was Told By Someone Else.

The Reason You Often Get In Comedy Is Because You're Not Getting Laid.