I Was On The Train The Other

I Just Listen To So Much Music That I Like The Role Music Can Play In Scoring Something. I'm Not Doing Song Parodies Or Funny Songs, I'm Just Adding Some Music To My Words. So It's Limited And Specific, But As A Performer I Find It Pretty Enjoyable.

I Hate Seeing People That Look Like You. Especially If God's Living By The Motto 'if At First You Don't Succeed.'

The Reason You Often Get In Comedy Is Because You're Not Getting Laid.

I Think They Named The Orange Before The Carrot.

I Was A Good Student When I Was A Kid, And I Did Everything I Was Supposed To Do, And I Got A's.