If You Want To Cry, You're Not

It's Not The Pizza, Darlin', Its My Masculine Presence." Joe Morelli

When I Was Six Years Old I Sprinkled Sugar On My Head, Convinced Myself It Was Pixie Dust, Wished Myself Invisible, And Walked Into The Boys' Bathroom At School.

You Can Get Through Very Serious And Sometimes Horrible And Sometimes Embarrassing And Very Awkward Situations With Humor. It Gives Us A Way Out.

I Almost Never Shoot People.

I Wasn't Dating Anyone. I Was Fornicating With Batman.