If You Want To Cry, You're Not

Everyone Knows You Can't See Death Cooties. Take My Word For It, That Couch Has The Biggest, Fattest Death Cooties That Ever Existed. That Couch Has The Mother Of All Death Cooties. – Lula

I Don't Want My Readers Slowed Down By Long Passages Of Narrative.

I Wasn’t Sure Anymore What Made A Good Marriage. There Had To Be Love, Of Course, But There Were So Many Different Kinds Of Love. And Clearly, Some Love Was More Enduring Than Others.

Lula Had Eminem Cranked Up. He Was Rapping About Trailer Park Girls And How They Go Round The Outside, And I Was Wondering What The Heck That Meant. I'm A White Girl From Trenton. I Don't Know These Things. I Need A Rap Cheat Sheet.

There's A Small Possibility That I Might Be A Murder Suspect" Stephanie