If You Want To Cry, You're Not

I Mostly Eat Peanut Butter Sandwiches. Peanut Butter And Banana, Peanut Butter And Jelly, Peanut Butter And Potato Chips, Peanut Butter And Olives, And Peanut Butter And Marshmallow Goo. So Sue Me, I Like Peanut Butter.

I Don't Want My Readers Slowed Down By Long Passages Of Narrative.

Oh Good. I Love Being Bait For A Homicidal Mutilator." Stephanie Plum

When Grandma Mazur Is Talking About The Reason For The Improved Play Of Her 91-year-old Bowling Teammate, She Said: "she's Doing Better Now That We Got Her The Longer Tubing To Her Oxygen Tank.

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.