Cupcake, Your Middle Name Is Trouble.

I'm Done With Men. I Have A Hamster. That's All I Need.

Life Is About Survival Of The Fittest, And Jersey Is Producing The Master Race.

It's Not The Pizza, Darlin', Its My Masculine Presence." Joe Morelli

Mooner Was Walking Around Laying His Hands On The Cars, Divining Karma. "this Is It", He Said, Standing By A Small Khaki-colored Jeep."this Car Has Protective Qualities" You Mean Like A Guardian Angel?" I Mean, Like, It Has Seatbelts

I Got Out Of The Tub And Had To Squelch A Scream When I Saw My Reflection In The Vanity Mirror. My Hair Looked Like It Had Taken 2000 Volts And Been Spray Starched