If You Tell A Lie, Always Rehearse

There Never Was A Man On Earth Who Pitched As Much As Me. But The More I Pitched, The Stronger My Arm Would Get.

I Got A Curve So Sneaky It Might Be Your Daddy.

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

I Don't Know How Old I Am Because A Goat Ate The Bible That Had My Birth Certificate In It. The Goat Lived To Be Twenty-seven.

No Man Can Avoid Being Born Average, But No Man Has To Stay Average.