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I'm The Female Equivalent Of A Counterfeit $20 Bill. Half Of What You See Is A Pretty Good Reproduction, The Rest Is A Fraud.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

A Girl Can Wait For The Right Man To Come Along But In The Meantime That Still Doesn't Mean She Can't Have A Wonderful Time With All The Wrong Ones.

I Just Wanted My Daughter To Grow Up, Get Married, Have Children And Get Divorced Like Everyone Else.

I Don't Like My Voice That Much. I Think I'm A Much Better Actress Than Singer. Singing Is Like Going To A Party At Someone Else's House. Acting Is Like Having The Party At Your Own House. When You Go To Someone Else's House For A Party, It's Not Your Responsibility At All, But When You Have The Party At Your Own House, There's A Lot Of Responsibility. Everyone Has To Have A Good Time. So For Me, Acting Is Deeper.