I Am Never Offended When I See

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

Nothing Lifts Me Out Of A Bad Mood Better Than A Hard Workout On My Treadmill. It Never Fails. Exercise Is Nothing Short Of A Miracle.

I Have No Belief In The System. So Sonny Is Perfectly At Home (in Washington D.c.). Politicians Are One Step Down Below Used-car Salesmen.

I Never Cared About Money. I'm Not Destined To Be A Rich Woman. I'm Destined To Be A Woman Who Makes A Lot Of Money And Never Has Any. I've Made Millions And Millions And Millions Of Dollars And I Just Spend It.

So Okay, I Don't Want To Be A Traitor To My Generation And All, But I Don't Get How Guys Dress Today. I Mean, Come On, It Looks Like They Just Fell Out Of Bed And Put On Some Baggy Pants And Take Their Greasy Hair-ew!-and Cover It Up With A Backwards Cap And Like, We're Expected To Swoon? I Don't Think So.