I Am Never Offended When I See

You Know, Honey, Husbands Come And Go But I'm Still Cher At The End Of The Day.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

I Went Through Absolute Stress And Mayhem. I Couldn't Go Out, Because People Were Constantly On My Back All The Time.

Searching For A Boy In High School Is As Useless As Searching For Meaning In A Pauly Shore Movie.

Words Are Like Weapons; They Wound Sometimes.