Sometimes You Have To Show A Little

I Am Never Offended When I See The Drag-queens Dressed Up Like Me.

I'm Going To Have Wrinkles Really Soon

You Make Good Coffee . . . You're A Slob, But You Make Good Coffee.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.

Omg! Is This True? [marcus Bachmann] Has A Christian Clinic Where He De-programs Gay Boys & Girls! I'm Gonna Strangle Him With My Boa!