If You Keep Marrying As I Do,

One Puzzling Thing About Men -- They Allow Their Sex Instinct To Drive Them To Where Their Intelligence Never Would Take Them.

The Theater Audience Is The Ultimate Teacher, Instructing The Actor On The Degree To Which He Has Executed Both The Author's And The Director's Intent.

I Hope I'll Die On Stage At The Age At 105, Playing Peter Pan.

My Sister Is A Very Peculiar Lady. When We Were Young, I Wasn't Allowed To Talk To Her Friends. Now I'm Not Allowed To Talk To Her Children, Nor Are They Permitted To See Me. This Is The Nature Of The Lady. Doesn't Bother Me At All.

If You Keep Marrying As I Do, You Learn Everybody's Hobby.