If You Keep Marrying As I Do,

The Main Problem In Marriage Is That, For A Man, Sex Is A Hunger-like Eating. If The Man Is Hungry And Can't Get To A Fancy French Restaurant, He'll Go To A Hot Dog Stand. For A Woman, What's Important Is Love And Romance.

[on Her Troubled Relationships With Her Daughters:] You Can Acquire Enemies. Why Give Birth To Them?

One Puzzling Thing About Men -- They Allow Their Sex Instinct To Drive Them To Where Their Intelligence Never Would Take Them.

I Married First, Won The Oscar Before Olivia (sister Olivia De Havilland) Did, And If I Die First, She'll Undoubtedly Be Livid Because I Beat Her To It!

You Know, I've Had A Helluva Life. Not Just The Acting Part. I've Flown In An International Balloon Race. I've Piloted My Own Plane. I've Ridden To The Hounds. I've Done A Lot Of Exciting Things.