I Hope I'll Die On Stage At

The Main Problem In Marriage Is That, For A Man, Sex Is A Hunger-like Eating. If The Man Is Hungry And Can't Get To A Fancy French Restaurant, He'll Go To A Hot Dog Stand. For A Woman, What's Important Is Love And Romance.

The Theater Audience Is The Ultimate Teacher, Instructing The Actor On The Degree To Which He Has Executed Both The Author's And The Director's Intent.

My Sister Is A Very Peculiar Lady. When We Were Young, I Wasn't Allowed To Talk To Her Friends. Now I'm Not Allowed To Talk To Her Children, Nor Are They Permitted To See Me. This Is The Nature Of The Lady. Doesn't Bother Me At All.

I Hope I'll Die On Stage At The Age At 105, Playing Peter Pan.

You Know, I've Had A Helluva Life.