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The Food Here Is So Tasteless You Could Eat A Meal Of It And Belch And It Wouldn't Remind You Of Anything.

Sanford And Son Is More Than Just A Name. It's A Condition, A Dynasty, An Empire. This Here Is The Finest Pile Of Junk Of The World.

Hey! Leave The Door Open Will Ya? The Flies Haven't Been Out All Day.

I Feel Sorry For People Who Don't Drink Or Do Drugs. Because Someday They're Going To Be In A Hospital Bed, Dying, And They Won't Know Why.

The Definition Of Indecent – When It’s In Long, And It’s In Hard, And It’s In Deep – It’s In Decent.