If You Can Make A Girl Laugh,

The Nicest Thing For Me Is Sleep, Then At Least I Can Dream.

Speaking Of Oscars, I Would Win Overwhelmingly If The Academy Gave An Oscar For Faking Orgasms. I Have Done Some Of My Best Acting Convincing My Partners I Was In The Throes Of Ecstasy.

The One Thing A Person Wants In Life Is Usually Something Basic That Money Can't Buy.

Sometimes I Feel My Whole Life Has Been One Big Rejection.

Ever Since I Became A Movie Star,i've Been Really Weird.