If You Can Make A Girl Laugh,

I Have Too Many Fantasies To Be A Housewife. I Guess I Am A Fantasy.

There Are No Women Who Do Not Like Perfume, There Are Women Who Have Not Found Their Scent.

Dogs Have Never Hurt Me. Only Men Have.

I Am Invariably Late For Appointments - Sometimes As Much As Two Hours. I've Tried To Change My Ways But The Things That Make Me Late Are Too Strong, And Too Pleasing.

There's Only One Sort Of Natural Blonde On Earth - Albinos.