The Happiest Time Of My Life Is

I Have Noticed... That Men Usually Leave Married Women Alone And Are Inclined To Treat All Wives With Respect. This Is No Great Credit To Married Women.

I Hear You're Looking For A Sexy Blonde To Play With The Marx Brothers. Would You Like To See Me. I'm Blonde And I'm Sexy.

Ever Since I Became A Movie Star,i've Been Really Weird.

Acting Isn't Something You Do. Instead Of Doing It, It Occurs. If You're Going To Start With Logic, You Might As Well Give Up. You Can Have Conscious Preparation, But You Have Unconscious Results.

The Trouble With Censors Is That They Worry If A Girl Has Cleavage. They Ought To Worry If She Hasn't Any.