You Never Know What Life Is Like,

The Outside World Wants Me To Have Glamour; My Fans Want Me Glamorous. I Won't Let Them Down.

I Don't Want To Make Money, I Just Want To Be Wonderful.

I Think I Have Always Had A Little Humor.

I'm A Failure As A Woman. My Men Expect So Much Of Me, Because Of The Image They've Made Of Me- And That I've Made Of Myself- As A Sex Symbol. They Expect Bells To Ring And Whistles To Whistle, But My Anatomy Is The Same As Any Other Woman's And I Can't Live Up To It.

There Are Many Times When A Woman Will Ask Another Girl Friend How She Likes Her New Hat. She Will Reply, 'fine,' But Slap Her Hand To Her Forehead The Minute The Girl Leaves To Yipe, 'what A Horror!'