If Marriage Were Only Bed, We Could

I Have Too Much Imagination To Be A Housewife

What Do I Wear In Bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, Of Course.

Before Marriage, A Girl Has To Make Love To A Man To Hold Him. After Marriage, She Has To Hold Him To Make Love To Him.

If You Can Make A Girl Laugh, You Can Make Her Do Anything.

A Kiss On The Hand Might Feel Very Good, But A Diamond Tiara Is Forever.