If You Can Laugh Together, You Can

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

Don't Smoke Too Much, Drink Too Much, Eat Too Much Or Work Too Much. We're All On The Road To The Grave - But There's No Need To Be In The Passing Lane.

A Graduation Ceremony Is An Event Where The Commencement Speaker Tells Thousands Of Students Dressed In Identical Caps And Gowns That 'individuality' Is The Key To Success.

Very Few People Ever Meet Celebrities. All We Really Know Is What We Read About Them And The Most Memorable Lines Are Jokes. That's How We Tend To Define What We Think Of A Public Figure.