A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

It's Amazing How Important Your Job Is When You Want The Day Off - And How Unimportant It Is When You Want A Raise.

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.

To Exercise Is Human; Not To Is Divine.

I Understand The Big Food Companies Are Developing A Tearless Onion. I Think They Can Do It - After All, They've Already Given Us Tasteless Bread.