For Father's Day, My Kids Always Give

Did You Ever Figure To Be Living In A Time When Your Check Is Good, But The Bank Bounces?

Don't Smoke Too Much, Drink Too Much, Eat Too Much Or Work Too Much. We're All On The Road To The Grave - But There's No Need To Be In The Passing Lane.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

To Reduce Stress, Avoid Excitement. Spend More Time With Your Spouse.