President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

Time Flies. It's Up To You To Be The Navigator.

Realists Know Where They're Going. Dreamers Have Already Been There.

There's So Much Pollution In The Air Now That If It Weren't For Our Lungs There'd Be No Place To Put It All.

If You Can Get Someone To Laugh With You, They Will Be More Willing To Identify With You, Listen To You. It Parts The Waters.

Never Raise Your Hand To Your Children - It Leaves Your Midsection Unprotected.