President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!

I Always Wondered Why Babies Spend So Much Time Sucking Their Thumbs. Then I Tasted Baby Food.

A Sigh Is An Amplifier For People Who Suffer In Silence.

Every Day I Get Up And Look Through The Forbes List Of The Richest People In America. If I'm Not There, I Go To Work.

A Toast To The Weapons Of War, May They Rust In Peace.