President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

I'm Beginning To Wonder About My Broker. Yesterday I Told Him To Buy A Hundred Shares Of A.t.&t. He Said, 'would You Spell That?'

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

To Reduce Stress, Avoid Excitement. Spend More Time With Your Spouse.

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.

New Yorkers Are So Impersonal, If It Wasn't For Muggings There Wouldn't Be Any Contact At All!