President Ford Used Humor A Great Deal.

I Take My Children Everywhere, But They Always Find Their Way Back Home.

I'd Like To Say A Few Words About One Of The Most Popular Concepts In The Modern Education--show And Tell. Show And Tell Is A Device Created By Grammar Schools To Communicate Family Secrets To 32 Other Families Before 9:15 Am In The Morning.

A Compliment Is Verbal Sunshine.

Happiness Is Contagious. Be A Carrier!!

The Next Time You Feel Like Complaining, Remember That Your Garbage Disposal Probably Eats Better Than 30 Percent Of The People In The World