If You Can Get Someone To Laugh

Did You Ever See That Painting The Mona Lisa. It Always Reminds Me Of A Reporter Listening To A Politician.

Noise Pollution Is A Relative Thing. In A City, It's A Jet Plane Taking Off. In A Monastery, It's A Pen That Scratches.

A Graduation Ceremony Is An Event Where The Commencement Speaker Tells Thousands Of Students Dressed In Identical Caps And Gowns That 'individuality' Is The Key To Success.

Anybody With A Good Sense Of Humor Is One-up On Their Competition. We Respond To Somebody Who Has The Ability To Make Us Laugh. It's A Bonding Influence.

The Secret Of Writing Comedy Is To Know Where It's All Going, Then Get Ahead Of It.