I Always Wondered Why Babies Spend So

Do Your Kids A Favor - Don't Have Any.

You Wouldn't Want Alan Greenspan To Write The Instructions For Assembling A Beach Chair.

Live Your Life So That If Someone Says 'be Yourself' It's Good Advice.

Economists Can Certainly Disappoint You. One Said That The Economy Would Turn Up By The Last Quarter. Well, I'm Down To Mine And It Hasn't.

I'd Be Surprised If Ronald Reagan Doesn't Run Again. To Us It's A Second Term. To Him It's A Double Feature.