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Law Number Xliv: Aircraft Flight In The 21st Century Will Always Be In A Westerly Direction, Preferably Supersonic, Crossing Time Zones To Provide The Additional Hours Needed To Fix The Broken Electronics.

Law Number V: One-tenth Of The Participants Produce Over One-third Of The Output. Increasing The Number Of Participants Merely Reduces The Average Output.

The Process Of Competitively Selecting Contractors To Perform Work Is Based On A System Of Rewards And Penalties, All Distributed Randomly.

The Optimum Committee Has No Members.

Regulations Grow At The Same Rate As Weeds.