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Regulations Grow At The Same Rate As Weeds.

Fools Rush In Where Incumbents Fear To Tread.

Law Number Xvi: In The Year 2054, The Entire Defense Budget Will Purchase Just One Aircraft. This Aircraft Will Have To Be Shared By The Air Force And Navy 3-1/2 Days Each Per Week Except For Leap Year, When It Will Be Made Available To The Marines For The Extra Day.

If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twice As Fast, Managers Would Get Twice As Much Done. If The Earth Could Be Made To Rotate Twenty Times As Fast, Everyone Else Would Get Twice As Much Done Since All The Managers Would Fly Off.

Only By Providing Leading-edge Human Capital And Knowledge Capital Can American Continue To Maintain A High Standard Of Living, Including Providing National Security For Its Citizens.