If You Ain't Texan, I Ain't Got

If You're Patient And You Wait Long Enough, Something Will Usually Happen And It'll Usually Be Something You Don't Like.

I Support Gay Marriage. I Believe They Have A Right To Be As Miserable As The Rest Of Us.

You've Got To Find What You Love And Let It Kill You. I Don't Think Any Of Us Should Ever Forget That.

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.

The Reason Educational Spending In Texas Is So Low Is Because You Don't Have A State Tax There, And That's Why Texas Is Big Growth Because You Don't Tax People To Death.