Poly Means More Than One, And Ticks

You Have To Work At It If You Want To Be A Good Smoker. Especially Today With All The Non-smoking World Constantly Harassing You.

If You're Lookin' For A Helpin' Hand, Try The One At The End Of Your Arm.

Most People, Of Course, Spend Their Lives Caring About The Wrong Things. The Worry About South Africa Or Nicaragua. They Spend So Much Time Finding Themselves That They Lose Their Taxicabs. They Don't See That What Kind Of Napkin You Get At A Delicatessen Is A Matter Of Much Significance In The World Today. That's Why They Don't Get Linen.

If Jesus Christ Had Run As An Independent, Rick Perry Would Have Beat Him.

My Definition Of An Artist Is Anyone Who's Ahead Of His Time And Behind On His Rent.