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Whoever Is For Higher Taxes, Feel Free To Pay Higher Taxes.

I'd Never Hurt Another Person.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

I've Got A Great Eye For Color. I'm Like A Chick.

I Guess My Feeling Is That If You’re Going To Make A Joke, That’s Fine, But You Should Also Sort Of Stand Behind It, You Know? A Joke Should Be More Than A Joke, It Should Be A Point That You’re Trying To Make.