My First Car Was A Motorcycle.

I'm Harmless. I Don't Have Any Ill Will Or Ill Thought Towards Anybody. When People Know You're That Way, You Can Say Stuff That The Creepy Guy At Your Office Could Never Get Away With.

I Don't Burn Any Calories Trying To Be Masculine; I Just Happen To Be From That World.

I'm Like John Q. Public. I Represent What Every Guy Wants And Needs.

Honestly, I've Always Had Difficulty Relaxing, Unwinding And Going To Bed - That Kind Of Stuff.

I Saw A Commercial For The Maxi Pads For The Bigger Gals They're Making Now. That Was A Nice Visual While I Was Eating.