I Know Everything Because I Know Nothing.

Lets Not Focus On Saving A Nickel... Lets Focus On Making A Buck.

I Am Semi-ambivalent About Being On Camera - Sort Of Low-key. I Don't Like Being On Camera Stuff That Much. I Like Radio And Live Performing Stuff. I Don't Like The Television Stuff As Much. Some People Do. It Takes A Certain Breed Of Cat. There Is A Ton Of Pressure And You Need To Read Cue Cards. I Am Not A Good Cue Card Reader. Being A Poor Reader Was Enough To Make Me Not Want To Do That Type Of Formatted Show.

My First Car Was A Motorcycle.

When I Fart My Ass Makes A Trumpet Sound That Heralds The Arrival Of The Smell.

If You Are Tuning In Just For The Show, You're Going To Be Sorely Disappointed.