If Only I Could Find A Guy

I Live In New York And It's The Greatest City, But Sometimes I Want To Move To The Place With The Porch And The Lemonade And The Farm.

I Feel Like The Ideal Length Is Three Months. I Go Short And Sweet On The Engagement. I Did Have A Longish Engagement, But I Think Short And Sweet Is Best.

I Always Get Scared Of Traffic Cops When I'm Driving, Like I Freak Out Even When I'm Not Doing Anything Wrong. I Still Think They're Going To Pull Me Over And Arrest Me.

People Say 'nerd' Condescendingly, But When You're Older You Start To Realize That It's The Nerds Who Grow Up To Be The Cool Ones.

Honestly, Ever Since I've Been Married, The Part Of A Job As An Actress Where You Have To Kiss Other People, I Find Totally Bizarre.