If Only I Could Find A Guy

People Say 'nerd' Condescendingly, But When You're Older You Start To Realize That It's The Nerds Who Grow Up To Be The Cool Ones.

If Only I Could Find A Guy Who Wasn't In His 70s To Talk To Me About White Cranes, I'd Be Madly In Love.

I Always Get Scared Of Traffic Cops When I'm Driving, Like I Freak Out Even When I'm Not Doing Anything Wrong. I Still Think They're Going To Pull Me Over And Arrest Me.

I Heard Someone Say The Other Day That They Thought It Was Sexier To Call Someone Their Fiance Instead Of Their Husband Or Wife.

Honestly, Ever Since I've Been Married, The Part Of A Job As An Actress Where You Have To Kiss Other People, I Find Totally Bizarre.