If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And

I Remember Most Clearly When A Teenage Christopher Spat In My Face. He Said, "i Hate You". It's Pretty Hard To Overlook That. I Couldn't.

I Absolutely Will Not Allow Anyone To Call Me Grandmother. They Can Call Me Auntie Joan, Dee-dee, Cho-cho, Anything But Grandmother. It Pushes A Woman Almost To The Grave.

I, Joan Crawford, I Believe In The Dollar. Everything I Earn, I Spend.

Love Is A Fire. But Whether It Is Going To Warm Your Hearth Or Burn Down Your House, You Can Never Tell.

I Was Born In Front Of A Camera And Really Don't Know Anything Else