Dammit, Don't You Dare Ask God To

I Was Born In Front Of A Camera And Really Don't Know Anything Else

I Never Go Outside Unless I Look Like Joan Crawford The Movie Star. If You Want To See The Girl Next Door, Go Next Door.

Learn To Breathe, Learn To Speak, But First... Learn To Feel.

If I Weren't A Christian Scientist, And I Saw "trog" Advertised On A Marquee Across The Street, I'd Think I'd Contemplate Suicide.

Nobody Can Imitate Me. You Can Always See Impersonations Of Katharine Hepburn And Marilyn Monroe. But Not Me. Because I've Always Drawn On Myself Only.