Hollywood Is Like Life, You Face It

If You Start Watching The Oldies, You're In Trouble. I Feel Ancient If "grand Hotel" Or "the Bride Wore Red" Comes On. I Have A Sneaking Regard For "mildred Pierce", But The Others Do Nothing For Me.

Not That Anyone Cares, But There's A Right And Wrong Way To Clean A House.

I Never Go Outside Unless I Look Like Joan Crawford The Movie Star. If You Want To See The Girl Next Door, Go Next Door.

Recently I Heard A 'wise Guy' Story That I Had A Party At My Home For Twenty-five Men. It's An Interesting Story, But I Don't Know Twenty-five Men I'd Want To Invite Ta A Party.

I Was A Strict Disciplinarian, Perhaps Too Strict At Times, But My God, Without Discipline What Is Life?