If I Were Actually Homer Simpson, I'd

The Humor Is Essentially Dark For A Cartoon And Sophisticated. But At The Same Time, Being A Cartoon Gives The Writers More Freedom Than In A Normal Sitcom. It Always Pushes The Line That, Despite Human Failings, The Simpsons Are Really Decent People.

If Something Goes Wrong At The Plant, Blame The Guy Who Can't Speak English.

If The Bible Has Taught Us Nothing Else, And It Hasn't, It's That Girls Should Stick To Girls Sports, Such As Hot Oil Wrestling, Foxy Boxing, And Such And Such.

It's Hard To Find A Play That's Right For Me To Do. Rather Than Waiting Around For The Right Script To Come Along, I Decided To Write One Myself.

After Years Of Doing Impressions, Its Time For A Change.