If I Went To Jail, At Least

I Bought A Gun And Chose Drugs Instead.

I Only Remember A Few Things About Jimmy Carter. He Had Big Lips And Liked Peanuts. I Now Know That Jimmy Carter Was And Is A Good Man.

I Like To Complain And Do Nothing To Make Things Better.

Load Up Our Guns Bring Your Friends It's Fun To Lose And To Pretend

I Own A '66 Jaguar. That's The Guitar I Polish, And Baby - I Refuse To Let Anyone Touch It When I Jump Into The Crowd.