I Own A '66 Jaguar. That's The

After I Reached My Teens I Decided I Didn't Want To Hang Out With Anyone. I Couldn't Handle The Stupidity.

Vadalism: Beautiful As A Rock In A Cop's Face.

I Really Miss Being Able To Blend In With People.

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

I Like Guitars In The Fender Style Because They Have Skinny Necks.