I Like To Complain And Do Nothing

I Would Like To Get Rid Of The Homophobes, Sexists, And Racists In Our Audience. I Know They're Out There And It Really Bothers Me.

The Duty Of Youth Is To Challenge Corruption.

Out Of All The Guitars In The Whole World, The Fender Mustang Is My Favorite. They're Cheap And Totally Inefficient, And They Sound Like Crap And Are Very Small.

My Heart Is Broke, But I Have Some Glue, Help Me Inhale And Mend It With You.

I Wanted To Be In A Punk Band Before I Had Even Heard Any Punk Music.