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It Must Be One Of Those Narcissists Who Only Appreciate Things When They're Gone. I'm Too Sensitive. I Need To Be Slightly Numb In Order To Regain The Enthusiasms I Once Had As A Child.

I Only Remember A Few Things About Jimmy Carter. He Had Big Lips And Liked Peanuts. I Now Know That Jimmy Carter Was And Is A Good Man.

I Would Like To Get Rid Of The Homophobes, Sexists, And Racists In Our Audience. I Know They're Out There And It Really Bothers Me.

The Sun Is Gone, But I Have A Light.

If You're Really A Mean Person You're Going To Come Back As A Fly And Eat Poop.