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Every Time I See Documentaries Or Infomercials About Little Kids With Cancer, I Just Freak Out. It Affects Me On The Highest Emotional Level... Anytime I Think About It, It Makes Me Sadder Than Anything I Can Think Of.

I'd Rather Hang Out With The Losers That Would Sit And Smoke A Cigarette Than The Ones Who Wanted To Throw A Baseball.

We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded. We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough. People Can Relate To That.

I'm Thought Of As This Pissy, Complaining, Freaked-out Schizophrenic Who Wants To Kill Himself All The Time.

I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee-shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.