I Like Guitars In The Fender Style

If It's Illegal To Rock And Roll, Throw My Ass In Jail!

Practice Makes Perfect, But Nobody's Perfect, So Why Practice?

I'd Rather Hang Out With The Losers That Would Sit And Smoke A Cigarette Than The Ones Who Wanted To Throw A Baseball.

I Only Remember A Few Things About Jimmy Carter. He Had Big Lips And Liked Peanuts. I Now Know That Jimmy Carter Was And Is A Good Man.

I'm All For Stage Diving, But Just Don't Step On My Pedals