Humans Are Stupid. I'm Ashamed To Be

I'd Rather Hang Out With The Losers That Would Sit And Smoke A Cigarette Than The Ones Who Wanted To Throw A Baseball.

Sometimes I Wish I Had Taken The Bob Dylan Route And Sang Songs Where My Voice Would Not Go Out On Me Every Night, So I Could Have A Career If I Wanted.

I Just Hope I Don't Become So Blissful I Become Boring. I Think I'll Always Be Neurotic Enough To Do Something Weird.

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

I Get A Thrill Meeting Kids Who Are Into Alternative Music.