If I Had To Live My Life

Wracked With A Hangover I Do My Muttering Over A Black Velvet, A Union Of Champagne And Stout. Don't Be Swindled Into Believing There's Any Cure For A Hangover. I've Tried Them All: Iced Tomatoes, Hot Clam Juice, Brandy Peaches. Like The Common Cold It Defies Solution. Time Alone Can Stay It. The Hair Of The Dog? That Way Lies Folly. It's As Logical As Trying To Put Out A Fire With Applications Of Kerosene.

Bette [davis] And I Are Good Friends. There's Nothing I Wouldn't Say To Her Face - Both Of Them.

I Have Been Absolutely Hag-ridden With Ambition. If I Could Wish To Have Anything In The World It Would Be To Be Free Of Ambition.

They Aren't Making Mirrors Like They Use To.

Will Tv Kill The Theater? If The Programs I Have Seen, Save For "kukla, Fran And Ollie," The Ball Games And The Fights, Are Any Criterion, The Theater Need Not Wake Up In A Cold Sweat.