If I Gave You A Pity Position

[stephanie] 'you See, Mrs. Mayer Was Going On About George's Lodge, And How He Wanted To Be Buried With His Ring, And So Grandma Had To Check The Ring Out, And In The Process Broke Off One Of George's Fingers. Turns Out The Finger Was Wax. Somehow Kenny Got Into The Mortuary This Morning, Left Spiro A Note, And Chopped Off George's Finger. And Then While I Was At The Mall Tonight With Mary Lou, Kenny Threatened Me In The Shoe Department. That Must Have Been When He Put The Finger In My Pocket.' [morelli] 'have You Been Drinking?

Go Figure That. Joseph Morelli With A House, A Dog, A Steady Job, And An Suv. And On Odd Days Of The Month He Woke Up Wanting To Marry Me. It Turns Out Want To Marry Him On Even Days Of The Month, So To Date We've Been Spared Commitment.

My Mother Had Been Slicing Up The Chicken. She Took A Drumstick And Dropped It On The Floor. She Kicked It Around A Little, Picked It Up And Put It On The Edge Of The Plate. "there," She Said, "we'll Give Him This Drumstick." "deal.

I Looked Over At Him. "is That A Proposal?" There Was Total Silence For A Couple Beats. "i'm Not Sure. It Just Popped Out." "let Me Know When You're Sure." "would You Say Yes?" Morelli Asked. "i'm Not Sure.

God's A Busy Guy. He Don't Have Time To Micromanage. What Are The Chances He Heard That? It's Early In The Morning. He's Probably Having Breakfast With Mrs. God.