And Then It Gets So Hot That

If I Could Just Get Broom To Cooperate, We Could Fly, Glo Said. Then We Wouldn't Have To Worry About Traffic. Harry Potter Didn't Have To Worry About Traffic. You Relize Harry Potter Isn't Real, Right? Of Course, But He Could Be. I Mean, Maybe Not Harry Potter, But Someone Like Him. Who's To Say?

He's Going To Jail. He Can't See. He Can't Hear. He Can't Take A Leak That Lasts Under Fifteen Minutes. But He Has An Erection And All The Other Problems Are Small Change. Next Time Around I'm Coming Back As A Man. Priorities Are Clearly Defined. Life Is Simple.

Everyone Knows That If You Buy Chocolate With Spare Change, Then The Calories Don't Count.

Men Drive Off Bridges And Drink Too Much Because Of Women Like You.

I'm Done With Men. I Have A Hamster. That's All I Need.