If God Had Meant Us To Walk

Grandmas Can Shed The Yoke Of Responsibility, Relax And Enjoy Their Grandchildren In A Way That Was Not Possible When They Were Raising Their Own Children. And They Can Glow In The Realisation That Here Is Their Seed Of Life That Will Harvest Generations To Come.

Never Loan Your Car To Anyone To Whom You've Given Birth.

A Friend Doesn't Go On A Diet Because You Are Fat.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

Next To Hot Chicken Soup, A Tattoo Of An Anchor On Your Chest, And Penicillin, I Consider A Honeymoon One Of The Most Overrated Events In The World.