When My Kids Become Wild And Unruly,

I Worry About Scientists Discovering That Lettuce Has Been Fattening All Along.

It Takes An Uncommon Amount Of Guts To Put Your Dreams On The Line.

Did You Ever Notice That The First Piece Of Luggage On The Carousel Never Belongs To Anyone?

Youngsters Of The Age Of Two And Three Are Endowed With Extraordinary Strength. They Can Lift A Dog Twice Their Own Weight And Dump Him Into The Bathtub.

Seize The Moment. Remember All Those Women On The 'titanic' Who Waved Off The Dessert Cart.